Irate Roommate

Name: Sara X

Hometown: Suburb of a big city out of state

Profession: Aspiring businesswoman

Major(s): Business, Political Science

Apartment Role: Money-Hungry Backstabber

What She Says: “I want to use my Business/Poli-Sci degrees to help those suffering in third-world countries.”

What She Means: I want to become a powerful force in the business world to make a lot of money and spend it all on expensive clothing made by children in third-world countries.

Spot Her Out of a Crowd: She’s the one doing just enough good to deceive outsiders into thinking that she has good intentions; once at home, she’s trash talking her business friends and still making me do her chores.