Irate Roommate

Name: Sarah Y

Hometown: Suburb of a big city out of state

Profession: Aspiring surgeon

Major(s): Biology, Conservation

Apartment Role: Lazy Elitist Fashionista

What She Says: “I’ve wanted to be a surgeon my entire life.”

What She Means: I’m doing it for the money.

Spot Her Out of a Crowd: She’s the one who wants to be a hipster so badly that she picked up smoking to look cool and shops at Urban Outfitters, the mass-produced mismatched fashion paradise for hipsters.